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Ye Olde Hooters
22:31:59 Dec 27th 09 - Ice Prince Nazir:

what?

you know we want it.


23:51:09 Dec 27th 09 - Sir Woody The Pedo Bear:

mmmmmm, hooters


23:52:44 Dec 27th 09 - Ice Prince Nazir:

yay Hooters for the win.

Want a Drink?

ask for it!


00:51:28 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Nazir:

*Nazir pures out two drinks

*Nazir drinks one

who wants the other one?


01:00:47 Dec 28th 09 - Sir Woody The Pedo Bear:

hand me the drink Nazir, now, where the white women at?


01:03:48 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Nazir:

*Gives the drink to Woody

The white women are on the right door teh black women on the center door

food and slaves at left door.

Enjoy!

*Nazir leaves the Hooters


06:16:29 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Septim walks in and rips off the heads of anybody in the building.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"


06:19:56 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Nazir quickly grabs a mini usi and shoots at Septim.

 

Hey Septim you got Emperor Tittle?

*Nazir slaps Septim in the head

why you had to kill my people?


06:23:25 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Septim rips off the Ice Prince's face and slaps it on a cut off head. He then rips out Shazsaro's skull with the spine still attached and watches as he falls to the floor.

"...because YE OLDE is sacred!!!"


06:27:27 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Shaz quickly slaps again Septim

YES the YE OLDE HOOTERS is a sacred place!

*Shaz slaps again Septim


06:27:53 Dec 28th 09 - King Charley Deallus V:

*Walks in and kicks Shaz into a hole*

"A mere prince cannot slap an EMPEROR!"


06:31:42 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Shaz climbs up the hole

it took me 3 days climbing that hole!

*Shaz notices Charley and Septim are drinking

No one drinks without my permission!

*Shaz quickly grabs a bayonete and shoots at Septim feets

*Shaz slaps Charley

dont throw me to that hole it was cold!

*Shaz kiks Septim and Charley out of the Hooters

You dont buy you dont enter!


06:34:02 Dec 28th 09 - King Charley Deallus V:

"Goodness...my ears are bleeding after hearing such peasant talk..."

*Breaks Shaz's wrist as he tries slapping him*

"I wouldn't drink the grog from this place if it was the last place on the planet."


06:37:16 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Shaz slaps Charley

if you dont wana drink here then get the hell out

*Shaz gets a shair and brakes it at Charleys head

Oh! crap! noo! my shair! it was new...


06:39:33 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus arrives with his legions and begins a siege of the Hooters*


06:42:13 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Shaz grabs a cellphone

Now you will see my minions!

*Shaz calls McDonalds and Pizza Da Hutt

wait 1 minute and my minions will be here.

....

1 day later Pizza and Mc arrived!

*Shaz Defend the entrance Pizza Da Hutt!


06:43:49 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*The Cidellian Legions begin their bombardment of Ye Olde Hooters with Onagers*


06:45:11 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*The Pizza Da Hutt alongside McDonalds start throwing knives and hot chilly pizza at Septim legions.


06:47:15 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*The Septim legions are actually distraction legionnaires made of cardboard*

"Fool..."

*The Cidellian legionnaires break through the building's front door with a battering ram and begin slaughtering those within.*


06:49:24 Dec 28th 09 - King Charley Deallus V:

*Wakes up after being hit by a 'shair' and watches the slaughter while drinking a Septim Shot he brought from Ye Olde Taverne*


06:51:01 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Shaz quickly calls the Department of Pizza and request a backup

suddenly Bob and Barney appear

*Barney had a peanut sword and slashed de ram and killed everything near it.

*Shaz come trought all the Septim legions and offers a peace truce. 


06:54:01 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*The Septim legions, which are cardboard, proved to be a good distraction for Shaz as the Cidellian Legions, commanded by Emperor Gaius, slaughter and pillage the Hooters*


06:54:54 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

*Shaz quickly calls a truck and moves the Ye Olde Hooters to Bisual Wutopia lands.


07:00:31 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Gaius decides that Bisual Wutopia is worthy of conquest and gives the task of conquering it to Crown Prince Aulus, his eldest son, and several trusted and skilled Cidellian Generals.*

*Aulus invades Bisual Wutopia with thirty legions*


07:01:19 Dec 28th 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

mmm?

grow up Septim -.-


07:02:40 Dec 28th 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Aulus completes the conquest of Bisual Wutopia and renames it New Cidel!*


07:10:00 Dec 28th 09 - King Charley Deallus V:

*Is still sitting in the empty remains that once were Ye Olde Hooters and sips on his Septim Shot*

"Ah...nothing like a job well done..."


05:14:00 Dec 29th 09 - Sir Arvious X:

*Arvious walked in and threw a spork on the floor.*

"Merry Post-Christmas."


08:07:23 Dec 29th 09 - Lord Himanilviii:

*Enters with cloak swirling and looks Ice Prince in the eye*

*Kicks him into the bottomless pit before dialing the number for 24*7 VU sweepers*


05:38:01 Dec 31st 09 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

创In an attempt to revive the thread Ice Prince Shazsaro conects a master cable and turns Ye Olde Hooters back on!创

创Post a BIG tablet in the frontdoor No Spammers We Hate Ya(Go get your own thread.)创

创Shazsaro purs out 2 drinks, one is for him创

so who wants the other one? =D


05:58:32 Dec 31st 09 - Mr. Rocknrolla:

"Me but dont you dare talk to me when I'm drinking it."


*grabs drink and turns and his stool to face away from Ice Prince and begins staring blankly towards the door of the tavern*


09:43:03 Dec 31st 09 - Lady Boobson:

*Walks in, feels the barmaid up and leaves, punching Rocknrolla in the face whilst leaving*


16:52:28 Dec 31st 09 - Sir Arvious X:

*walks in with a minigun and stabs everyone... with BULLETS!*


21:35:39 Dec 31st 09 - General Wolfenstien:

Emporer and King still cann't stop the little man.  The General likes the little man.  Do you have another drink for a old man of war?  Nice look you have here.  Hope they come back would enjoy the fight after all they cann't match the fighting still of a true warrior.


21:44:01 Dec 31st 09 - Ms. Black Mamba:

*walks in and rips shirt off*

"Hello, ladies!"


22:21:07 Dec 31st 09 - Mr. Arzun:

so much fail in this room


22:25:55 Dec 31st 09 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*the Cidellian legionnaires that are currently stationed in the remains of the old Hooters begin slaughtering the customers and the Ice Prince*


08:46:39 Jan 1st 10 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

Septim...

Pathetic.

创Ice Prince Shazsaro pures out a drink for General Wolfenstien创

Here you go hope you like it.

创Black Mamba yesterday was Thursadys no strips on Thursdays just on Mondays创


08:47:51 Jan 1st 10 - King Charley Deallus V:

"Before you start calling people pathetic, look at your own writing...thank you, have a nice day."

*Charlety pimp slaps Shaz(and makes sure to follow through) and leaves*


21:00:08 Jan 2nd 10 - Ice Prince Shazsaro:

创Shaz slaps Charley, get out of my restaurant创

创Shaz takes out a sniper rifle and shoots Charley legs while runing away创


03:16:52 Jan 3rd 10 - King Charley Deallus V:

*Hax the sniper rifle and it asplodes all over Shaz's face*


03:18:21 Jan 3rd 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*Has his archers fire a wave of arrows at Shaz*


08:24:26 Jan 3rd 10 - Lady Boobson:

*Walks back in, grabs a pint and leaves without paying*


19:33:09 Jan 3rd 10 - Sir Arvious X:

*is standing in the middle of the conflict sipping on a pint of beer with a minigun strapped onto his back*


11:41:48 Jan 4th 10 - Lord Himanilviii:

*Wonders who on VU was responsible for handing over bar certificates to people even as he puts on the counter Lady Boobson's money stolen by him on the bar*


20:45:54 Jan 4th 10 - King Charley Deallus V:

"He didn't get a bar certificate from me and I own these lands...but whatever makes him not bother the rest of the lands works for me...until I shut him down for serving without a lisence..." >.>


15:50:21 Jan 5th 10 - Emperor Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

"Do not overstep your bounds by saying you own these lands, you merely police them and enforce the laws of the Lord of Visual Utopia: Zeta."

*Septim puts a Sheriff's badge on Charley's shirt to remind him of his position.


11:50:26 Jan 9th 10 - Lady Boobson:

*Walks in, grabs Charleys Sheriff's badge [as well as some chest hair], rips it off and runs out, then jumps into his blimp*


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